“Yoooouuuu have AIDS.”
Excuse me?
“Sometimes you can just tell.”
“You don’t have to worry about sexual predators on here. Just the guys with AIDS.”
So, um.
Bitter just showed up at my house.
Crying.
Like, full-on sobbing, half-frozen to his face from the wind outside.
I’m actually… concerned. I’ve never seen him like this. I didn’t think he was capable.
*casually points at Taffyta and whistles*
What a baby.
nut-ler replied to your post: Darn!! I missed your prom. How did it go? Did you dance with Swizzle? *gives you a hug*
Well you do have a boyfriend don’t you? No hugs? :(

B-boyfriend…? Ahah…
Now, don’t be silly. I’m a strong, independent racer who doesn’t need a… boyfriend.
No hugs. Never hugs. You’ll wrinkle the jacket.
Look, Sprinks. All I’m saying is that Code can’t delete itself. Code gets deleted. All Code is essential to the game. There’s no way. End of story.
Maybe. But it’s still a possibility, don’t you think?
I mean, it would explain why everyone’s gone missin’, Can’t find Don anywhere…
Don too?
…
It… it doesn’t make sense, though… They can’t just… disappear?
(Source: ask-bitter-velvetinne)
There! See? You just fixed your own problem.
You virtually are Butter, so you’re really never without him. Now, pause your existential crisis for a while and smell the chocolate oranges. The code is still working and the timer is still ticking.
//pulls a small lollipop from her jacket pocket
Lolli? Makes everything better, you know.
//snatches her by the arms
You. Don’t. Get. It.
I was never meant to be! I’m not supposed to be here! In the beginning I was wild and needlessly cruel. I hurt people, I KILLED people, with the intention of never letting them come back.
Butter is the only one who can keep my corrupt data in check! Without his origin data I’ll start to deteriorate and I’ll go back to the way I was!
WHOA. Hey, there. No touchy.
//swats prissily at his hands
The Code is the Code is the Code, butts-for-brains. And you’re always cruel: you just wasted a perfectly good lollipop while simultaneously wrinkling my jacket.
And Code can’t just be deleted. If Code disappears, it needs to be replaced. If Butter is really - as you are so adamant to assume - gone, then your Code has to take his place. That’s… that’s how it works. Things don’t just… stop. All Code is essential to the game.
Get over yourself.
Who’re we kiddin’ toots. Bitter’s probably right.
What?
Oh, come on. Not you too!
Code doesn’t just disappear. That’s… that’s… that’s absolutely ridiculous!
Look, Taffy, all I’m saying is that if y’don’t use your muscles you lose them.
Maybe it’s the same for code? If the game doesn’t use it or doesn’t need it…maybe it just gets rid of it. You never know.
Look, Sprinks. All I’m saying is that Code can’t delete itself. Code gets deleted. All Code is essential to the game. There’s no way. End of story.
(Source: ask-bitter-velvetinne)
…I…. I don’t even know what to…to say. To do.
You don’t understand. I c-can’t just go and find someone else. I’m him and he’s me and without him… what the point of me?
There! See? You just fixed your own problem.
You virtually are Butter, so you’re really never without him. Now, pause your existential crisis for a while and smell the chocolate oranges. The code is still working and the timer is still ticking.
//pulls a small lollipop from her jacket pocket
Lolli? Makes everything better, you know.
NOPE. You stop right there! Th-… They’re not gone. They’re just obviously not back yet. They’ll be back.
You’re wrong. You’re just being grumpy. There’s no way the code would do something like that.
Who’re we kiddin’ toots. Bitter’s probably right.
What?
Oh, come on. Not you too!
Code doesn’t just disappear. That’s… that’s… that’s absolutely ridiculous!
(Source: ask-bitter-velvetinne)
NOPE. You stop right there! Th-… They’re not gone. They’re just obviously not back yet. They’ll be back.
You’re wrong. You’re just being grumpy. There’s no way the code would do something like that.
Grumpy.
You think. I’m being. Grumpy.
Well, here’s a fun fact, Taffyta! I’m getting cranky, I’m getting ANGRY. My mind is going off the deep-end without Butter to keep me calm and it probably won’t be long before I go utterly nuts and start attaching cherry-bombs to the undercarriage of the racer’s karts!
//heavy, pained breathing
Cherry bombs?
Bitter. Darling. No need to get tacky; you’re better than that.
And that fact was hardly fun. You could try to be a bit more cheerful, you know. There are plenty of other little friends you could make around the arcade. Butter isn’t the only one to ever exist, hun. Now, stop being such a drama tart and go frolic with the ‘mallow bunnies or something. You’re scaring the Laffy Taffy.
justabombshellblonde replied to your post: uh hey uh what happened to the other unlockables like those twins and kiki colorosa???WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT :C
I’m SAYING IT because what if it’s true? What if we all just go bottoms up some day because no kid tried to unlock us?

NOPE. You stop right there! Th-… They’re not gone. They’re just obviously not back yet. They’ll be back.
You’re wrong. You’re just being grumpy. There’s no way the code would do something like that.
I don’t know if anybody remembers this AU, but I had this burning need to draw it. I kind of miss it. Eh.

Aww, gumdrops…
I’m around, nonnie… I’m just so busy trying to guard Pink Lightning from crazy game jumpers whenever I’m not racing.
Don’t be upset, hun! I’m still here.